PSH definitions. This shit cracks me the fuck up

Psh

An expression used when something is highly unlikely or that the speaker disagrees with.
Psh, pink cows SO do not come from Denmark!
2.
psh

A dismissive phrase used to show one's disinterest in a particular subject. Often used to decline a command.
"Do your school work." "Work? Psh..."

3.
Psh
something a person says when they have no better come-backs
susy: bob-you're fat.. lose weight bob: i weigh less than you do! susy: psh.....

4.
Psh

Psh is pretty similar to "Whatever" Some people prefer to use it over "whatever" Some people say it if in dissagreement.
Claire "I ran a mile in 5 minutes" Travis "Psh, no you didn't!" or Lea " Don't be so mean!" Chris "Psh"

5.
psh

A way to express feelings of longing, an under the table exchange of feelings. A don't let mom or pop know kind of deal, especially if mom or pop are heavily into Christianity and chastity belts An easy way for males who aren't comfortable with showing emotions to at least put something in.
Girl- "When are we going to get serious here?" Man- "Psh" Girl-" when would you like to meet my parents?" Man- "Psh"

6.
psh
1. An expression used when disagreeing
2. Used as a bleep in order to avoid saying something.
1. Casey: Apples are vegetables Evan: Pshhhh
2. John: Did you see that girls psh?

7.
psh

A word one uses when they have nothing else to say. It's also used in replacement of different words to make it sound more interesting. Commonly used to replace swear words, making a conversation more entertaining.
some1:ur such a pendejo! some1else:psh! person:psh u!!! bob: u need alot of pshing help u pshing son of a psh! me:pshpshpshpshpsh! ray:u've gone over the psh limit gurl

Ten Random Updating Facts

Ten Random Updating Facts:
1. Today is Erin and Nick's Five Months.

2. I officially have begun writing Brilliant Innocence.

3. I'm already at a writer's block. How does this shit only happen to the brilliant? haha. just kidding.

4. Mrs.Gardayasz took my pumpkin roll home with her. It made me angry.

5. I have expanded my college choices to any college with a marketing or communication major.

6. I think marketing for a company that sells to other countries would be fun.

7. Especially since I am creative.

8. And I'm so ridiculously good looking, everybody would want to buy the product....just KIDDING

9. Ridiculously good looking, psh, me? PSH PSSSSSSHHHHHHHH.

10. Is that even a word? Psh. Lets type it into google shall we? I did, the first thing I got was the urban dictionary. Then I got another website telling me what PSH stood for. PSH stands for your mom, in my bed, at night, with her clothes off.

That wasn't really ten facts was it? Oh well, it'll do

Ten Random Updating Facts about Yours Truly

1. Of course my mother is planning to go and see New Moon and Blind Side without me. Work makes seeing good movies impossible.

2. Mr.NL is on Friday. I'm an escort for Nick Mastracola.

3. I take the SAT December fifth and I'm taking off for the fourth and the fifth, I'm going to be a madrigal feast waitress.

4. I am considering looking into colleges that are outside the country. I'm afraid of how my boyfriend will take to this.

5. Championships were on sunday. Last place but in OPENING class.

6. My boyfriend's birthday is December first, not too far away.

7. I'm going black friday shopping with Amanda, Nick (the boyfriend version), and Tracy at King of Prussia.

8. Neither me nor Amanda nor Tracy have ever been to King of Prussia in our lives.

9. I'm starting a new book called Brilliant Innocence, ask for details if you want to know.

10. I had a Wolfgang Candy Bar for breakfast.

I hate...

I hate when people lie and then try to convince you desperately that they are telling the truth.

I hate when people are stupid and when they make stupid decisions and when they won't listen to you when you are trying to keep them from making stupid decisions. So, they are still being stupid.

I hate when people hurt the ones they love.

I hate when people have hurt you so often, you're too numb to feel anymore.

I hate when people don't hand out candy corn on halloween. What a conspiracy.