Could not think of a title....
So, I found a notebook me and Jamie used at the beginning of the year, before she left school to take care of Alaina and I have come to a conclusion: I say the word F#ck more than should be legal in one sentence when I am angry.
My favorite sentences in the Jamie & Erin Notebook:
~Kate was b!tching at me when I was trying to fix her f*cking uniform so she didn't look like such a f*cking skank on the f*cking field and then Heidi b!tched at me too for trying to fix Kate's f*cking uniform even though it was none of her f*cking business anyhow so why didn't she just turn the f*ck around and leave me the f*ck alone?
(there are seven f*cks in that sentence alone.)
~I knew Michael Jackson had something to do with the missing notebook, I knew I could smell his Thriller perfume (he doesn't wear cologne, perfume draws little boys to him because he smells like their mommy).
~In truth, her @$$ swallowed her face.
~I wish babies won't crap alot.
(I love that sentence simply because it is the worst grammar I have ever seen.)
~Its alot of fun, unless we are sitting in the rain freezing our @$$es off, then it sucks hairy monkey anus and I don't think sucking hairy monkey anus is good for your health.
~You are NOT a fatty, you are pregnant. You're just spermy.
And that concludes the Jamie and Erin quotes.
There's an Erin and Angela texting quote that I would like to share with you. We were having a "f*ck fight" and I won with this following sentence:
~I f*cking love f*cking the f*cking f*ck outta f*cking you. Holy f*ck. That didn't make any f*cking sense.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
I had a liter of F*CKING red mountain dew.
Leave me alone
Brendon and Erin Quotes:
Erin: Quit being such a d!ck
Brendon: Quit being such a vagina
hahahaha I seriously almost peed when he said that. Talking about pee, I peed like eight times in the past two hours. Thought you'd like to know. Back to Erin and Brendon quotes, or Brendon and Erin quotes....WTF it doesn't f*cking matter which f*cking order they are in.
Brendon:
OMFG YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE PIE! I love you!
Brendon: Screw "I freaking love you" Erin, I f*cking love the f*cking he!! out of you!!!
Okay, enough of that. UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
poop.
Last second quote from Creative Writing
Sierra: I am not keeping any of my baby girls, I don't want a girl.
Erin: I'll take your girl
Sierra: You will? She'll probably be a slut
Brittany: If she's yours, then yeah
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2 comments:
A liter of red mountain dew... wow...
you're so cute when you're hyper. ^_^
Hey sweetie i just randomly found this i was trying to find a psychotic pic and i found you wow what dose that say lol jk jk but i love you cuz talk to you sooner or later when ever you reply to my dang letter!! lol loves <3
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