Saturday, May 23, 2009

A quick list of injuries I have accumulated in two days

Injury: A concussion
Caused By: Impatient Customer's voice
Date it Happened: Friday
Details: I was going beneath the giant, thick, wooden cut outs of the football players at Pigskin Panic to get the footballs so I could color code them (its a thing I do when I have no customers that actually gets me kudos) Anyway, apparently this guy was standing there for awhile and obviously I didn't see him so as I'm bent over picking up the footballs, he screams "MA'AM!" I jolt up, and smack my head off the CORNER of that huge @$$ peice of wood. Even now, I still have trouble focusing my eyes.

Injury: Bloody Knuckles
Caused By: Flying Basketball
Date it Happened: Friday
Details: I was trying to keep the basketball from hitting the kid...stuck my hand out to hit the ball, ended up basically punching the ball. Need I say more.

Injury: Roughly around Eleventy Million Five Hundred Zillion Fifty Million Trillion Five Hundred Million Two Bug bites
Caused By: ...Bugs?
Date it Happened: Both Friday and Saturday
Details: Poor bug spray spraying skills + a lake behind my game. Put two and two together

Injury: Multiple Cuts and Bruises
Caused By: Lifting/dropping things while helping Brendon move his mom
Date it Happened: Today
Details: You don't need any if you really know how much of a klutz I am.

Injury: Puncture Wound in Hand
Caused By: Sheer Idiocy
Date it Happened: Today
Details: I was helping to hang up some prizes at the one game and we had to put flash hooks in them and I missed the bear and stabbed my hand.

Injury: Shot Blood Vessel in the ...hold on a minute....LEFT eye
Caused By: Dadblame Allergies
Date it Happened: Today
Details: I'm allergic to whatever the heck is in bloom, scratched my eyes alot like ALOT ALOT and well you can guess the rest.

4 comments:

Mr. Miller said...

Wow. You need some time off to recover.

B. Christman said...

Poor baby... I agree with Mr. Miller. You should take some time off... It might kill your paycheck, but at least you'll be able to heal and catch up on sleep.

personality: unique said...

You are just a walking catastrophy!! I also agree. You need to stay home not just to heal, but to keep from a new injury!

Leighshire said...

i've had terrible days like that and they suck! I'm soo accident prone!