Thursday, April 9, 2009

Me as a teacher, just for Ben

Ok, lets do preschool first

Toddler: blamaanamanama poo poo gaga blah Mama
Me: What's wrong with you? Can't you speak English?
Toddler: Wawa!
Me: Detention.


Elementary school:

I hate those kids that sniff. They just keep sniffling.
Me:*pulls at a tissue* Have you ever heard of one of these? *kid goes back to seat* Detention, by the way.

Middle school:

Of all the stages of life, I hate middle school kids the most they are loud, obnoxious and just UGH i hate middle school kids:

Kid: I have a question.
Me: What now?
Kid: How do you do that equation again?
Me: I ALREADY SHOWED YOU TWELVE TIMES. Do you need the SPECIAL class?
Kid:*starts to cry*
Me: OH SHUT UP *throws a rock at him*
*as kid slowly bleeds to death* detention. quit bleeding on the floor.


High school:

*As soon as the kids walk into the classroom*
Me: Detention

1 comment:

B. Christman said...

It's good to know that you love kids. ^_^